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Created on 2004-10-02 13:41:39 (#4712469), last updated 2009-07-03
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| Name: | pyrophile |
|---|---|
| Website: | http://www.livejournal.com/users/pyrophile/ |
Occupation:
Firefighter/paramedic for the 66th busiest department in the nation. That's just a number. I really can't figure out if it's impressive or not.
Turn Offs:
Volunteers. 95% are useless twits, though the other 5% are better than most paid guys. Also, the meat-heads that got in this line of work because they want to be "heroes." Stop wearing your FD hat in the bar, you fucking loser.
Hobbies:
30.06 M-1 Garand (which, I was recently elated to discover, can penetrate a 10-inch tree trunk). I can make a head shot at 100 yards with iron sights. Also, video games, including Halo for 12 hours straight while drinking Cockblocks and eating Utz Hot-n-Spicy pork rinds. Camping, fishing, hiking, kayaking, taking pictures of very small, angry spiders.
Guilty Pleasures:
Fire. Note to self - while on the fireground, try not to look so happy that something is burning. Oh yeah, and any movie with zombies, pirates, or freakin' ninjas in it.
Firefighter/paramedic for the 66th busiest department in the nation. That's just a number. I really can't figure out if it's impressive or not.
Turn Offs:
Volunteers. 95% are useless twits, though the other 5% are better than most paid guys. Also, the meat-heads that got in this line of work because they want to be "heroes." Stop wearing your FD hat in the bar, you fucking loser.
Hobbies:
30.06 M-1 Garand (which, I was recently elated to discover, can penetrate a 10-inch tree trunk). I can make a head shot at 100 yards with iron sights. Also, video games, including Halo for 12 hours straight while drinking Cockblocks and eating Utz Hot-n-Spicy pork rinds. Camping, fishing, hiking, kayaking, taking pictures of very small, angry spiders.
Guilty Pleasures:
Fire. Note to self - while on the fireground, try not to look so happy that something is burning. Oh yeah, and any movie with zombies, pirates, or freakin' ninjas in it.
ABOUT HALF OF MY JOURNAL IS FRIENDS ONLY







Interests (51):
ambulances, anatolians, beer, books, buffy the vampire slayer, camping, canoeing, canoes, captain morgan, cooking, cpr, cthulhu, desmond morris, digital cameras, discovery channel, dungeons and dragons, ems, evil dead, exploring, fire engines, firefighting, firefly, fishing, guns, h. p. lovecraft, halo, happy tree friends, henry rollins, hiking, hyenas, ivs, jagermeister, james clavell, joss whedon, kayaks, mary shelley, mst3k, necromunda, ninjas, painting, pirates, shooting, star wars, steve hanks, terri garr, tolkein, trespassing, werewolves, wolf spiders, x-box, zombies
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