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pyrophile's Journal

Created on 2004-10-02 13:41:39 (#4712469), last updated 2009-07-03

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Occupation:
Firefighter/paramedic for the 66th busiest department in the nation. That's just a number. I really can't figure out if it's impressive or not.

Turn Offs:
Volunteers. 95% are useless twits, though the other 5% are better than most paid guys. Also, the meat-heads that got in this line of work because they want to be "heroes." Stop wearing your FD hat in the bar, you fucking loser.

Hobbies:
30.06 M-1 Garand (which, I was recently elated to discover, can penetrate a 10-inch tree trunk). I can make a head shot at 100 yards with iron sights. Also, video games, including Halo for 12 hours straight while drinking Cockblocks and eating Utz Hot-n-Spicy pork rinds. Camping, fishing, hiking, kayaking, taking pictures of very small, angry spiders.

Guilty Pleasures:
Fire. Note to self - while on the fireground, try not to look so happy that something is burning. Oh yeah, and any movie with zombies, pirates, or freakin' ninjas in it.




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